"Do you begin each day with a negative attitude? Do you have an inner-critic who is disparaging or demeaning? Do your good points seem ordinary and your failings all-important? Do you feel lonely, undeserving? Do you struggle with feelings of inferiority? Have you ever felt your accomplishments are due to luck, but your failures due to incompetence or inadequacy? Do you feel unattractive? Do you struggle with feelings of inferiority? Do you criticize yourself often?
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The only thing you've to pay is your individuality.
*points at the audience* Think about it! We count on you!"

*dumbs her journal*
Wehehehehe... That's what I'd like to do sometimes...
Ebil when your own characters start their own life (especial when it's inside your head). Hehehehe...